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1st April Fools Day 2017 Jokes Quotes, Images, Status Pranks, Ideas, SMS

1st April Fools Day
1st April Fools Day 2017
April Fools Day - In this article we have mainly to provide you the best and latest funny 1st April Fools Day 2017 Jokes Quotes Status Pranks, Ideas, SMS That Our Experts have collected from various websites of internet by spending lots of time on internet which we have share with you. April Fool is celebrated on 1st April of every year by playing practical jokes and try to make other fools. The Victims and the joke played on him/her are called April Fools. people on April Fools day do pranks, sends Jokes and sms to other by doing this they wish other april fool day. And Friends Now Only Few Days Left for April Fools Day 2017. People start searching For April Fool day pranks, Ideas and Jokes. So friends if haven't decided what to do on this april to make other fool or how to wish them, then don't worry at all because here we have some of the latest funny jokes with some funny Quotes that we have share with you. you can also use this april fools day quotes as your whatsapp status and and facebook status. here we also share some of the new pranks Ideas to make others fools. So friends whats are you waiting for just start scroll down and choose your favorite and funniest jokes of 2017 that you want to send to your friends Via SMS to make them laugh or Fool.

April Fools Day Jokes Of 2017

Below we have share some of the latest and Funny Jokes you have ever seen or listen. we have share this april fools Jokes with you to make you feel laugh you can also send this jokes to your friends and family via whatsapp and facebook.
A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Roses are red.Your blood is too.You look like a monkeyAnd belong in a zoo.Do not worry,I'll be there too.Not in the cage,But laughing at you. 
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." 
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” 
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 

April Fools Day Quotes Of 2017

Hey Friends if you are looking for April Fools Quotes and not getting the best one then don't worry at all here we have share some funny Quotes for April Fools Day 2017.

  • When you’ll be going to your company‘s Christmas celebration remember – you will have to work with these people further on.
  • What is the difference between people, who pray in a church compared to those, who pray in the casino? The ones in the casino do it more sincerely.​
  • Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often.​
  • Conversation in a bus:- You know, yesterday in a bus your wife told me such a great joke that I almost fell out of the bed.
  • The announcement in a magazine: in the next issue we will be writing about to make your boyfriend a little nervous with the help of a marker and a pregnancy test.
  • If there are hopeless fools, then there should also be fools, which give hope
  • As experience shows, it's easier to fool somebody on a regular day, rather than on April 1st.
  • The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore.

April Fool Day Images Of 2017

Below we have share some of the latest and new images for april fool 2017 that we have share with you you just need to scroll down and choose the best one and need to forward it you your friends and family

April Fools Day Status Of 2017

Have you tired from your Old Status of facebook or whatsapp and want to change it then don't worry here we have some funny status of whatsapp for this april fool day to make other fools. so friends choose your funny status fast before friends use it.

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what? 
Two drunk ouens are walking along a river bank.. They cum across a crocodile with a head of a man hanging out of its mouth.. They keep walking for a short distance when the other one says to the other.. ''hey my bra did you see that? See what? That larny camping out there o the river bank, sommer got a lacoste sleeping bag.
Son told his mum dat mum granma his to harsh i wish she shuld just die, the mother reply goforbid my mum we nt die is ur own mum dat will die
Owner to Gardner: Go and water the plants.
Gardner: Sir, it is raining..
Owner: No excuses, please, use umbrella.. 

April Fools Day Pranks Ideas Of 2017

Hey Friends if you are looking for some of the latest and new pranks Ideas to make someone fool. Then you are at right place here we have some new and latest ideas to fools other. just you need to follow this steps.

April Fools Day Sms Of 2017

Below we have share some of the latest and new Funny Sms for This April fool day just you need to select one of your funniest SMS and need to forward it via whatsapp and facebook.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American. 
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."
Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two." 
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.  
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday. 
So Friends This are our best funny collection of 1st April Fools Day 2017 Jokes Quotes Status Pranks, Ideas, SMS that we have already share above if you are looking for more than you can explorer our website their we have some more Pranks Ideas and Jokes for April Fool 2017. If you like our article than please don't forgot to share it with your friends and family via whatsapp and Facebook.